Note: I guess I got a little too extreme again for some with this “Surgeon General” thing. It was meant to be a joke. My apologies, I have a strange sense of humor and also tend to take the extreme point of view on things in order to open debate. I guess sometimes I come across sounding like a grumpy old jerk instead of the sarcastic jackass that I am. I’m glad I can still laugh at myself.
The Surgeon General has determined that this book may be harmful to your health for the following reasons.
1. If pregnant, it may induce labor. In other words, it may bring new life into your world prematurely.
2. If you’re happy with your life, it may make you reconsider that happiness. I know, change is bad, and happiness is just “One Click” away on Amazon.
3. If you love working 9-5 and also enjoy working overtime, please refrain from reading this book as it may make you crave a vacation.